Function Drinks
Function Drinks makes several lines of drinks and enhanced water “created by physicians” that purportedly have health benefits. The drinks include:
- Urban Detox: drinks with prickly pear extract and N-Acetyl Cysteine to support healthy lungs and sinuses
- Light Weight: ECGC (from green tea), Gymnema extract, Reserveratrol (red wine extract) to boost metabolism
- Alternative Energy: Yerba Mate, Guarana, Catuaba to release energy slowly and consistently
- Water: vapor distilled water enhanced with electrolytes
Website: Function Drinks
Where to Buy: Online or Find Retailers

(6 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)

Light Weight, I love tea!!!!!
Prickly Pear sounds great!
Goji Berry sounds interesting.. I am newly diagnosed Celiac Disease and I would love to try this drink as an alternative.. Pick me Please. Thanks Mary Parker
Peach Mango
The prickly pear (Urban Detox) sounds great! My sinuses have been acting up something awful. I’d love to see if it really works.
Would love to try these! They all sound great!
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light weight
Urban Detox!!! Lovin’ it!!!
Mmmm Peach Mango in the Light Weight Type sounds really good!!
urban detox pick me!!!!!!!!
Goji Berry!!
Light Weight sounds quite yummy!
Urban Detox: drinks with prickly pear extract and N-Acetyl Cysteine to support healthy lungs and sinuses Pick me please!!! Sounds so yummy!
Light Weight because I love green tea.
Urban detox sounds great!!
Urban Detox
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Strawberry Guava!
I love the Urban Detox with Goji Berry! It rocks!!!
peach mango is my favorite flavor can’t wait to try
Alternative Energy sounds like the perfect pick-me-up.
prickly pear sounds yummy
I like the prickly Pear and the Citrus Yuzu. Really all flavor and benefits sound delicious.
I would love the detox since I have been injured with toxins. I would love to see how
this would work on my condition. I hope I could be picked.
I would love to try the Strawberry.
Light Weight sounds good to me, green tea to help get my metabolism going!
Light Weight
thanks
they all sound super delicious and are gluten free so they are perfect! i’d like to try them all, especially alternative energy
We have the best Rocky Mountain tap water here, but I’d love to have Water enhanced with electrolytes as an alternative to offer my gluten free family!
Light Weight - Acai Paomegranate - Yummers!!!
Can’t wait to try the Urban Detox — the prickly pear sounds interesting!
the Light Weight sounds good to me, I am trying to get healthier
I’m a fan of Alternative Energy!
Alternative Energy!!!
The Urban Detox sounds intriguing. I could use a good “cleansing”.
Urban Detox sounds so great! I would love to win!
The water one sounds good.
Urban Detox of course! Everyone’s saver - and favorite!
Urban detox - would love to try it!
To be honest, the water sounds great! It is calorie free and is enhanced with electrolytes so you do not dehydrate!
It’s a shame I am not one of the lucky ten, but still love GFC anyway!! You guys rock. The Fountain Drinks website is easy to navigate and very slick in appearance. I hope they get tons of sales, their products look worth all the internet muscle that can be put into it.
I’m a nurse and work graveyard shifts…I need to give the “Alternative Energy” drink a try!
Urban Detox, lightweight and alternative energy are the three flavors i find intriguing and longing to try.
the alternate evergy one sounds great!
I am really thinking that the Acai Pomegranate is the one for me. I can’t wait to try it!
peach mango yummy
Oh yerba Mate yes indeed very good flavor. I hope to win.!
Peach mango is good.